awmailk:

Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably

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shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

allforatl:

Sometimes just knowing your best friend is by your side is the only thing that gets you by. 

allforatl:

Sometimes just knowing your best friend is by your side is the only thing that gets you by. 

same

Don’t worry if you don’t fit in right now, kids…

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nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

hatin:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that zac efron has a yolo tattoo

softmikus:

yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep

brightlights-darklives:

My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”

teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

5sostrum:

YOU DONT CUT IN THE MIDDLE OF AMNESIA

SOMEONE SHOULD GET FIRED