healthy snack in under 1 minute!
- buy organic apple
- take “organic” sticker off of apple
- throw out apple
- place sticker on box of oreo™ cookies
i was raised by my father, my mother left before i was born
This will all blow over, soon enough you’ll all go back to sucking his ass
just laughed for a while with this
honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office
My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero.
The child actors in Harry Potter would do their actual schoolwork in the movie to make the school setting more real
So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work
I want this on a shirt.
Please, I want this on underwear
whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”
Then stare right into their eyes and say, “I hope”
I can’t even look at this without crying again
SERIOUSLY WHY HAS JENSEN NOT WON EVERY FUCKING AWARD?!
and i open up the pamphlet thingy
and its like wow nice lemme open this up
so then i see the lyrics for out of my limit and im like coolio
The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.
I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.
Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry.